;SLDKFAJSDFL PEOPLE

PEOPLE

I HAVE A PASSPORT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE TELLING THE PASSPORT CONTROL OFFICER I WOULD STARVE IF SHE DIDN'T EXPEDITE ACTUALLY WORKED.

HOLY SHIT, PEOPLE, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

As I predicted, life is better now : ) I dropped the French class, picked up an American Novel class (I have, apparently, not read *any* American novels--and, btw, we're not talking esoteric Americana here, we're talking, like, The Scarlet Letter) and sort of figured out what I'm going to do about the student ID thing yesterday ( Read more... )

I'm at Berkeley, and have been telling anybody I can get to sit still long enough about how much I love my room. For those of you I have not yet cornered, it is a wonderful majestic palace of roomness because ( Read more... )

To my teachers: If you do not give me my grades right the fuck now, we will have problems. I realize that my grades will probably not be very good, but, for serious, I want them. I am ready and willing to kidnap your children.

Also, to Apple: Die in a creative way for giving me a power cord that *does not work*.

I go to Wellesley.
I went to an all girls high school.
And yet, one of the few people who has ever made me feel proud to be a woman (like, seriously, PROUD), is Joss Fucking Whedon, and while most of the time this makes me feel pathetic, when he writes things like this I totally get it again.

THE END IS EXTREMELY FUCKING NIGH.

It's been unbearably hot the last few days, and that coupled with not being able to open the windows has made it almost impossible to sleep. And now it is raining like a banshee with thunder and shit and I will, for the first and only time, say I FUCKING LOVE NEW ENGLAND ( Read more... )

Dear Supreme Being ( Read more... )

To assuage the fears of all, I am now much better (in both health and spirits) and I have appreciated all the phone calls and general check-ups ( Read more... )

In a recent interview, Snoop Dogg dismissed comparisons between hip-hop/rap lyrics and the comments made by Don Imus about the Rutgers women's basketball team thus ( Read more... )