Chef Boyardee can opener, and 2 kids in a pool....niice.

Feeling much better, its no longer a sledgehammer, just a really big stick.

MANUELA!!!!

Indecision.....

"That's not the way Hilton slow dances...." LOL, What can I say? *Pops collar*

Got my celly back, hit me up, please.

Work tomorrow, nite to all.

You ever have the feelng where you could count on something happening, but you ignored it, hoping that optimism will make ur insecureness leave without a scratch? How about that was 75% of my weekend ( Read more... )

I just want to drop a HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all my Baby Mama's. YOu knwo who you are, Krystal, Robyn (YOU count), Kimmy (One of teh most important ones), my own mother and sister. I love you all very much......IF I FORGOT ONE....CONSIDER THIS AN APOLOGY CAUSE IM TIRED.

<3 mOMMAS.

It's funny as hell how life throws you some wicked pitches. I got thrown a fork/screw/curve/knuckle ball. How the fuck did that happen? As easy as a double headed purple dildo ( Read more... )

I've been pleading for time to slow down, so I can keep enjoying myself here in Florida. I just keep meeting new people and having new experiences like whoa. I already have alot of stories ( Read more... )

Noone should ever get as obliterated as I got last night. Ever. I mean ever. It was bad ( Read more... )

You have no idea, nor will you ever.

Things happen for a reason?

What we bitch about may not be all that important in the bigger picture, but the point is that it's important to us at the time.

Don't cross me.

TEN Random Things About Me:
10) I got 3 stitches in my hand the day I went to Iraq. I cut myself with some glass (Not on purpose, fuckers.)
9) I've never been arrested.
8) I <3 brunettes with an attitude, that aren't bitches ( Read more... )

I try to keep love and relationships to be a very small percentage of what I speak of in my journal, but I feel that it is time to....free myself of some random thoughts ( Read more... )