so here's how my fukked up manicure went ( Read more... )

cause i'm poor and have nothing to bring =\

in the process i found my 5th koongi piece i had lost back during orientation, but can't seem to find the other four that i had put away for when i do find it...

i have one box primarily for school supplies, one box for personal care (cause yes i do have that many hair products/makeup/lotions and body sprays, and FUKK i forgot nail stuff), one little box for four pairs of shoes, (i'll wear flip flops between now and unpacking), my crate with my pillows in it, and i'm going to fill JUST ONE MORE box with ( Read more... )

but i wouldn't say it unless i thought it was true to some degree. dr phil teaches the world to be more like me. or like him and i'm like him already ( Read more... )

DaynaMarie85: when i was little i caught a pigeon ( Read more... )

ladies, any man that says he wants to dip you in honey [pause for effect] and lick it off of you... inch by inch... has never tried it before. he starts at your toe, and by the time he gets to anything interesting, [pause] you're asleep, and he's in a diabetic coma ( Read more... )

i need to find something made of glass to break.

Having worked in retail for over a year now, I've been exposed to a not-so-rare phenomenon. It is the epic clash between a mouth and a brain. Let me set up the situation: It starts with me approaching a customer and asking a question. Most often at GAP the question is, "Would you like a mesh bag to help you carry your items while you shop?" Now ( Read more... )

xeGgiex84x: hi mai
xsweetmystiquex: HELEN!!!
xeGgiex84x: wasSap babe
xsweetmystiquex: DOES IT SMELL DIFFERENT DOWN THERE?
xeGgiex84x: HAHAHA
xsweetmystiquex: wait
xsweetmystiquex: that sounds bad
xsweetmystiquex: i mean.. is the air in ga different?

like a gummy bear

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