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[dragonladyflame]

I don't want to be working today ... I want to be out swimming in the glorious warmth that is the last of September.

:whine:

Tell me your favourite joke. Bonus points for lampreys.

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[azazelea]

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

...because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.

[dragonladyflame]

I usually call puns the lowest form of humour, but I think that joke scores an exception!

[miketodd13]

Three Irishmen walk out of a bar.

[dragonladyflame]

Sweet, I've actually never heard that one.

You should tell it at the White Wolf office as, "Three game developers walk out of a bar."

[miketodd13]

Seriously?! I tell that joke to like, everyone! I can't believe I never told it to you -- it's much better in person. :)

[miketodd13]

Oh, and also... I approve your variation. Except I think I'll just tweak it to say, "Three White Wolf employees walk out of a bar."

joke about having a favorite joke

[romolio]

One morning, Donald Rumsfeld gives Bush a long, boring daily briefing on Iraq, and concludes thusly: "..and last night, 2 Brazillian soldiers were killed."
The president pales ghostly white, and stutters out in mortification:"My God, how many is a brazillian?"

[dragonladyflame]

Your title would seem to suggest that this is a meta-joke, and yet it dooesn't seem like one! Am I missing something?

(Awesome on its own merits, though.)

[romolio]

I just meant: who could have a favorite joke?

And the only thing meta about the brazillians joke is that it is sort of a dumb joke you might hear from a gas attendant, but it is still hilarious.

[epinicion]

So there's this man, and he lived his whole life on Earth, and his name was Mr. Stevenson. When Mr. Stevenson was eight years old, he asked another little boy if he would like a Hurts Donut. The other boy said yes. So he hit him on the arm and he said, "Hurts Donut." Five years later, Mr. Stevenson asked another boy about his same age at that time if he would like a Hurts Donut. when the boy said yes, Mr. Stevenson stabbed him over and over again in his eye and his cheek with a pencil, saying "Hurts Donut." Over the years, Mr. Stevenson did very well in school. On graduation day, he was sat next to another young man, who, like Mr. Stevenson, had earned high marks. When he asked the boy if he would like a Hurts Donut, the boy said, "Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil." "I wouldn't even touch you," said Mr. Stevenson. So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fucking herself with a beer bottle. As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr

[dragonladyflame]

That's pretty awesome. It took me a damn long time, though.