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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave switchie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last week I broke jawoodward's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In July I set whisperkitty's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (618 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
dragonofthevoid
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In July, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In March, I recruited jawoodward as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). When the stars were right, I rescued jawoodward from being sacrificed (-200 points).
In short, I have been very good (320 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
dragonofthevoid
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