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Apr 04, 2010 14:40

What is this outrage?! I, Wagner, held captive? Chained, in a human dwelling?! This cannot be my fate! I will not allow it!

[There is a dragon roughly the size of a large dog tied up in the yard of 1763 Beaver Street. He seems to be unhappy with his current situation, given that he's attempting to chew himself free with absolutely no success and a ( Read more... )

this is the worst day, stop petting me goddammit, lance, i demand respect, margot, not a dog, impotent raaaage, shiraasan, norway, lucia, wallachia, hello mayfield, cornelius

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snackaholictank April 5 2010, 07:24:39 UTC

[Just gonna staaaaaare quietly. She's trying to decide whether or not to give an experimental poke.]

dragonraging April 5 2010, 07:50:20 UTC

[That would be a pretty bad idea! Unless Shiraasan has a grudge against her own fingers, in which case it is a fabulous idea.]

Is this how your kind finds amusement? I am no beast in a menagerie to be gawked at.

snackaholictank April 5 2010, 07:51:09 UTC

So what are you?

dragonraging April 5 2010, 08:23:23 UTC

I am a dragon, greatest of all the races of land and sky alike.

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versus_virus April 6 2010, 00:49:19 UTC

[... Well isn't this new. It's not her first time seeing something... fantastic, let's say? Sure, fantastic. It is, however, her first time seeing A) a dragon, and B) something "fantastic" tethered like, well, a dog. Eyebrow raise. Be happy she's already decided she doesn't have to shoot you.]

Now if only this place would surprise me in a more pleasant way. And just what do you plan to do if you get free, I wonder?

dragonraging April 6 2010, 04:18:42 UTC

[Wagner is never happy. He could probably stand to see a psychologist about that.]

I am not here to please you, woman of Mayfield.

versus_virus April 6 2010, 10:17:17 UTC

[If he ever decided to, he'd be wise do it now, while he can actually fit on the chair-thing all stereotypical psychologists have. Regardless, she can tell right now that this is going to be a "wonderful" conversation.]

I know that. I'd be worried if someone did show up here just for my sake, in fact. But don't call me "woman of Mayfield"; I'd like to have as little a "bond" with this place as possible, for obvious reasons.

So? What would you do first, if I decided I felt like setting you loose?

dragonraging April 6 2010, 21:52:10 UTC

[Mayfield has no psychologists, only Mommy's secret bottles of happiness hidden under the sink.]

I would seek out the wretch who dared to entrap me and rend him limb from limb! My honor demands no less!

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