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Welcome to my family..... and you're welcome to them!!! Yeah I know, cheap joke :D
Cast of characters
Mum - mother, all seeing all knowing, always arguing, emotionally demanding/draining
D - middle brother, moody bitch, can sometimes be civilized when prompted, prone to arguing with Mum now that he's actually decided to start talking to her after refusing to for the last two years.
J - D's partner, really nice person, still confusion of how they got/are still together?
G - baby brother, father of 3 girls, CC, Little B, and baby C, was frequently teased for being the most gormless one of the family, now a responsible grownup and family man, occasional lapses in dopiness!
C1 - G's wife and mother of Little B and baby C, an absolute sweetheart, officially nicest person ever. If G was ever stupid enough to split up with her, will be keeping her and getting rid of him!
S - G's ex and mother of CC all the worst elements of pikey/chav behavior. Lives off of benefits and looks horrified when someone suggests that she works for a living. Complains that G never gives her enough money for CC. Along with partner who also never works and claims benefits still manages to go abroad for holidays.
CC - 7 year old, sweet natured kid who fortunately appears not to have inherited any of her mothers personality, unfortunately has to live with her mother who uses her as a go between with G. Despite dysfunctional family still manages to be a awesome big sister to Little B and now baby C.
Little B - also know as Queen B 3 year old, a terrifying example of cleaver, precocious extremely dominant personality! Is completely unaware that as a 'delicate little girl' decking boys older and bigger than her is not the thing to do. Reported by school to be the one organizing all of the other children!
Baby C - 6 month old, specialty in gurgling, crying and looking really cute.
Me - Aunty Emmy eldest child, full time aunt and cynic, apparently the family 'go to person' when things go wrong, is expected to be able to solve all problems regardless of who's fault it is.
Cast of characters
Mum - mother, all seeing all knowing, always arguing, emotionally demanding/draining
D - middle brother, moody bitch, can sometimes be civilized when prompted, prone to arguing with Mum now that he's actually decided to start talking to her after refusing to for the last two years.
J - D's partner, really nice person, still confusion of how they got/are still together?
G - baby brother, father of 3 girls, CC, Little B, and baby C, was frequently teased for being the most gormless one of the family, now a responsible grownup and family man, occasional lapses in dopiness!
C1 - G's wife and mother of Little B and baby C, an absolute sweetheart, officially nicest person ever. If G was ever stupid enough to split up with her, will be keeping her and getting rid of him!
S - G's ex and mother of CC all the worst elements of pikey/chav behavior. Lives off of benefits and looks horrified when someone suggests that she works for a living. Complains that G never gives her enough money for CC. Along with partner who also never works and claims benefits still manages to go abroad for holidays.
CC - 7 year old, sweet natured kid who fortunately appears not to have inherited any of her mothers personality, unfortunately has to live with her mother who uses her as a go between with G. Despite dysfunctional family still manages to be a awesome big sister to Little B and now baby C.
Little B - also know as Queen B 3 year old, a terrifying example of cleaver, precocious extremely dominant personality! Is completely unaware that as a 'delicate little girl' decking boys older and bigger than her is not the thing to do. Reported by school to be the one organizing all of the other children!
Baby C - 6 month old, specialty in gurgling, crying and looking really cute.
Me - Aunty Emmy eldest child, full time aunt and cynic, apparently the family 'go to person' when things go wrong, is expected to be able to solve all problems regardless of who's fault it is.