'I Wanna Ride You.' - Why Not?

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Title: 'I Wanna Ride You.' (1)
Rating: PG13
Pairing: GRi
Word Count: 725
Genre: Fluff, Comedy, Smut
Disclaimer: Nope.. I don't think you can own people. ;)


Three- shot yeh yeh yeh! :D But still short lol! (btw, this is set in the time when Jiyong actually said this, here’s the video to give you a little context. The bit this story is about starts at around 4:47.

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I'm quite surprised the whole 'I wanna ride you' thing wasn't fanfic-ed straight away haha!. I think it's a brilliant hilarious idea. Oh, and this is another useful link (useful probably the wrong word for it lol): http://vivalavu.tumblr.com/post/18161092448/g-ri-story-a-sasaeng-fan-was-waiting-late-at-night-in

Each chapter kind of works well on its own. I really like the second chapter! So yeah, if you're going to read one chapter, read that one lol!
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Clearly, you should be careful what you say. However, this goes doubly when you’re a celebrity on an international broadcast and triply when you’ve got a boyfriend like Seungri that becomes fixated on those little ideas.

Why Not

‘Why not?’ Seungri whined.

‘Euuurggh.’

‘What does that meeean?’ Seungri pawed at his jacket.

It was not Seungri’s paw which annoyed him though, nothing danced on Jiyong’s nerves like Seungri’s whiney voice. It pierced through his dreams and cold shoulder treatments like a hot spoon through ice cream; not quite as effective as a warm knife through butter but just like spoons in ice cream… it was more persistent. He walked a bit faster, storming down the corridor with his goal in sight.

‘It means no!’ said Jiyong brushing him aside. ‘Stop whining.’ He added as an afterthought - he knew it was in vain.

Seungri obviously continued, hurrying a little to keep in line with Jiyong.

‘But hyung you said so yourself. I have prooooof!’ Seungri wondered whether it would be a good idea to find the video and show Jiyong what he had said - as if this would change his mind. He fumbled in his pocket for his phone but soon forgot what he was doing as he desperately tried to muster up an impenetrable argument whilst trying to keep in step with his hyung. He thought back to class debates, one of the few things he’d been good at in school - ‘just a fancy name for an argument really,’ he remembered thinking but he never knew he’d be using his debating skills to convince his boyfriend to let him do this..

‘I say a lot of things! You say a lot of things!’ Jiyong interrupted his moment of nostalgia. He was glad that maknae could not see him blushing profusely in the dark. Seungri didn’t need his phone - Jiyong could see the moment in his mind. ‘I wanna ride you.’

‘But hyung, I-’

‘This is not up for debate.’

‘Fuck, can he read minds?!’ he brushed this unnerving thought away. ‘I’ll be gentle... You know you’ll like it!’

‘Face it Seungri: you’re always the bottom and I’m the top.’

There was a slight pause and Jiyong faltered for a second, concerned that his words had had an unintended effect. He looked out of the corner of his eyes to check, still unwilling to yield completely.

‘T.O.P’s the top.’ Said Seungri slowly with a grin worthy of a Cheshire cat, as if he’d come up with the wittiest statement ever instead of something that all T.O.P-stans thought.

Jiyong couldn’t help when the corner of his mouth twitched upwards, not at the witty statement but the fact that Seungri was so impressed with himself and his ‘quick wit’ that he had slowed down forgetting momentarily that his hyung was intent on escaping him.

‘You smiled, you agree, you’ll do it.’ Stated Seungri, as if it was a fait-accompli, still with that grin plastered on his face.

‘No, no, no!’ Jiyong’s face fell back into a frown and he picked up the pace again.

Pretty much running, Jiyong pushed open the door, Seungri wouldn’t dare talk about things like this out of the safety of their building. He smirked at the wall next to him, sharing his little moment of victory with it. Jiyong stood contentedly, listening to hear the little patter of his maknae as he rushed to catch up with him.

-BANG-

His bubble of smugness popped. Seungri had overenthusiastically pushed the door into him; of course it wasn’t his fault for standing so close to a door which opened outwards…

‘FUCK! I can’t believe you just did that. This is worse than the time you dropped me.’ Jiyong said exaggeratedly rubbed his back hunching over slightly. He was outraged.

Seungri on the other hand was now the one with the smirk. He knew he hadn't hit his hyung with that much force and was about to protest this but he had awoken the dragon now and couldn’t get a word in edgeways - with a crowbar.

‘LEE SEUNGHYUN. YOU BASTARD!’

Seungri twitched as his hyung let fly. He mentally face palmed, Jiyong was prone to overreact… in the BIG BANG dorm he was called G-dragon for a different reason.

‘HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE THIS! YOU’RE ALWAYS THE BOTTOM IN FANFICS!’

Muttering, with the occasional loud expletive shouted into the night air, Jiyong limped onwards, still trying to leave Seungri in the dust - despite the fact the door had hit his back and head but got nowhere near his legs..

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