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Merry Christmas LJ peeps! I've more or less moved over to Facebook, so this is kinda empty. So aside from the big news (re: I'm a fiancé!) I'd like to give my summary about Doctor Who: The End of Time: Part 1
JAMES BOND: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
OOD BOSS: IT IS THE FINAL EPISODE
DOCTOR: :(
OOD BOSS: MASTER'S COMING BACK AND TIME IS FUCKED!
DOCTOR: !!!
*Meanwhile*
PROFESSOR SNAPE'S EVIL WIFE: WE ARE GOING TO BRING BACK THE MASTER WITH MAGIC AND POTIONS!
MRS SAXON: I AM THE MOST UNEXPLAINED CHARACTER EVER, BUT I'VE BEEN TAKING POTIONS CLASS TOO!
PROFESSOR SNAPE'S EVIL WIFE: OHNOES DON'T MESS UP OUR MAGIC RITUAL!!!
MRS SAXON: *Messes up their magic ritual*
MASTER: I'M ALIVE BUT SLIGHTLY DEAD!
RUSSELL T DAVIS: DRAGONBALL Z IS PRETTY COOL!
MASTER: *Laz0rs* *Flying*
DOCTOR: HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE MASTER!
MASTER: *LAZ0RS* BTW I'M EVEN MOAR CRAZY NOW! *Noms*
DOCTOR: I SHOULD REALLY TRACK YOU DOWN AND STOP YOU
BERNARD CRIBBINS: I WILL INTERRUPT!
DOCTOR: I WILL IMMEDIATELY FORGET ABOUT THE MASTER WHILE WE REMEMBER HOW AWESOME I WAS!
*Nothing happens*
SOME GUY: I AM THE MOST UNEXPLAINED CHARACTER EVER MARK 2!
SOME GUY'S DAUGHTER: AND ME!
SOME GUY: WE HAVE THIS THING. IT WILL DO SOMETHING INTERESTING LATER!
PLOT DEVICE GATE: *bzzt*
*Nothing happens*
*Oh wait there was this...*
WOMAN IN TV: BERNARD CRIBBINS YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO THE STORY AND NOT JUST FOR COMIC RELIEF!
BERNARD CRIBBINS: BUGGER.
JAMES BOND: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
DOCTOR: I AM LOOKING FOR THE PLOT. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
MASTER: I'M STILL CRAZY! CHECK THIS OUT!
DOCTOR: OMGWTF!? WHAT IS WITH THAT DRUMMING OF YOURS?
MASTER: I KNOW!! IT'S ANNOYING :(
MANS: WE WILL CAPTURE THE MASTER EVEN THOUGH HE CAN SHOOT LAZ0RS AND FLY!
MASTER: *is captured even though he can shoot lazers and fly*
DOCTOR: I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS
*Something might happen!*
SOME GUY: I HAVE.... A PLOT DEVICE GATE!!!
PLOT DEVICE GATE: *bzzt*
ALIENS: WE ARE ALSO HERE.
MASTER: 'SUP
SOME GUY: MASTER PLZ FIX MY PLOT DEVICE GATE?
MASTER: 'K
DOCTOR & BERNARD CRIBBINS: WE HAVE INFILTRATED THIS BILLIONAIRE'S TOP SECRET BASE EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A PRIVATE ARMY AND PRESUMABLY MEGA SECURITY!
ALIENS: OMG WE ARE DISCOVERED!
DOCTOR: WTF IS THIS PLOT DEVICE GATE?
ALIENS: IT GENERATES RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE CLIFFHANGERS!!!
DOCTOR: :(
SOME GUY: THX MASTER FOR FIXING THIS PLZ DON'T BETRAY US THO
MASTER: 'K
DOCTOR: OMGWTF WHAT IS GOING ON?
MASTER: *betrays them all*
SOME GUY: AM I STILL IMPORTANT TO THE STORY?
PLOT DEVICE GATE: *Generates ridiculous cliffhanger*
EFFECTS BUDGET: WE ARE OUT OF MONEY SO EVERYONE PLS SHAKE YOUR HEADS REALLY FAST!
PLANET EARTH: *fucked*
DOCTOR: WTFZOMGPWNBBQ!!!
CATHERINE TATE: I JUST REMEMBERED HOW ANNOYING I WAS!
MASTER: LOL DOCTOR URE FUCKED CHECK THIS OUT!
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: *Master'd*
EVERYONE IN A TENAMENT BLOCK: *Master'd*
SOME OTHER GUYS: *Master'd*
MASTER: LOL I TOTALLY SCREWED THE HUMAN RACE THIS EASILY! 30 MINUTES AGO I WAS A CRAZY HOBO!
DOCTOR: OMG THIS DAY COULD NOT GET WORSE!
*meanwhile*
JAMES BOND: TEH WORLD HAS ENDED AND TIME LORDS ARE BACK LOL!
TIME LORDS: DUDE STOP SPITTING ON US!
JAMES BOND: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
OOD BOSS: IT IS THE FINAL EPISODE
DOCTOR: :(
OOD BOSS: MASTER'S COMING BACK AND TIME IS FUCKED!
DOCTOR: !!!
*Meanwhile*
PROFESSOR SNAPE'S EVIL WIFE: WE ARE GOING TO BRING BACK THE MASTER WITH MAGIC AND POTIONS!
MRS SAXON: I AM THE MOST UNEXPLAINED CHARACTER EVER, BUT I'VE BEEN TAKING POTIONS CLASS TOO!
PROFESSOR SNAPE'S EVIL WIFE: OHNOES DON'T MESS UP OUR MAGIC RITUAL!!!
MRS SAXON: *Messes up their magic ritual*
MASTER: I'M ALIVE BUT SLIGHTLY DEAD!
RUSSELL T DAVIS: DRAGONBALL Z IS PRETTY COOL!
MASTER: *Laz0rs* *Flying*
DOCTOR: HOLY CRAP! IT'S THE MASTER!
MASTER: *LAZ0RS* BTW I'M EVEN MOAR CRAZY NOW! *Noms*
DOCTOR: I SHOULD REALLY TRACK YOU DOWN AND STOP YOU
BERNARD CRIBBINS: I WILL INTERRUPT!
DOCTOR: I WILL IMMEDIATELY FORGET ABOUT THE MASTER WHILE WE REMEMBER HOW AWESOME I WAS!
*Nothing happens*
SOME GUY: I AM THE MOST UNEXPLAINED CHARACTER EVER MARK 2!
SOME GUY'S DAUGHTER: AND ME!
SOME GUY: WE HAVE THIS THING. IT WILL DO SOMETHING INTERESTING LATER!
PLOT DEVICE GATE: *bzzt*
*Nothing happens*
*Oh wait there was this...*
WOMAN IN TV: BERNARD CRIBBINS YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO THE STORY AND NOT JUST FOR COMIC RELIEF!
BERNARD CRIBBINS: BUGGER.
JAMES BOND: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!
DOCTOR: I AM LOOKING FOR THE PLOT. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
MASTER: I'M STILL CRAZY! CHECK THIS OUT!
DOCTOR: OMGWTF!? WHAT IS WITH THAT DRUMMING OF YOURS?
MASTER: I KNOW!! IT'S ANNOYING :(
MANS: WE WILL CAPTURE THE MASTER EVEN THOUGH HE CAN SHOOT LAZ0RS AND FLY!
MASTER: *is captured even though he can shoot lazers and fly*
DOCTOR: I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS
*Something might happen!*
SOME GUY: I HAVE.... A PLOT DEVICE GATE!!!
PLOT DEVICE GATE: *bzzt*
ALIENS: WE ARE ALSO HERE.
MASTER: 'SUP
SOME GUY: MASTER PLZ FIX MY PLOT DEVICE GATE?
MASTER: 'K
DOCTOR & BERNARD CRIBBINS: WE HAVE INFILTRATED THIS BILLIONAIRE'S TOP SECRET BASE EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A PRIVATE ARMY AND PRESUMABLY MEGA SECURITY!
ALIENS: OMG WE ARE DISCOVERED!
DOCTOR: WTF IS THIS PLOT DEVICE GATE?
ALIENS: IT GENERATES RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE CLIFFHANGERS!!!
DOCTOR: :(
SOME GUY: THX MASTER FOR FIXING THIS PLZ DON'T BETRAY US THO
MASTER: 'K
DOCTOR: OMGWTF WHAT IS GOING ON?
MASTER: *betrays them all*
SOME GUY: AM I STILL IMPORTANT TO THE STORY?
PLOT DEVICE GATE: *Generates ridiculous cliffhanger*
EFFECTS BUDGET: WE ARE OUT OF MONEY SO EVERYONE PLS SHAKE YOUR HEADS REALLY FAST!
PLANET EARTH: *fucked*
DOCTOR: WTFZOMGPWNBBQ!!!
CATHERINE TATE: I JUST REMEMBERED HOW ANNOYING I WAS!
MASTER: LOL DOCTOR URE FUCKED CHECK THIS OUT!
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: *Master'd*
EVERYONE IN A TENAMENT BLOCK: *Master'd*
SOME OTHER GUYS: *Master'd*
MASTER: LOL I TOTALLY SCREWED THE HUMAN RACE THIS EASILY! 30 MINUTES AGO I WAS A CRAZY HOBO!
DOCTOR: OMG THIS DAY COULD NOT GET WORSE!
*meanwhile*
JAMES BOND: TEH WORLD HAS ENDED AND TIME LORDS ARE BACK LOL!
TIME LORDS: DUDE STOP SPITTING ON US!