Yeah guess who just found their first white hair? Not grey ... white. Oh well, maybe I'll look cool with a head a white hair. Or maybe my hair won't turn one uniform white color and I'll just looks stupendously old.

So for the past 3 or 4 months I have been on a quest for the perfect pillow ( Read more... )

Daddies get extra brownie points, because you can talk about diarrhea with them. Mommies just go Ewww.

There was an earthquake at about 3:30 am this morning. It was only about 3 point something on the rictor scale, so there was no damage or anything of that sort ( Read more... )

So I never got around to posting about my vacation from last month. At the beginning of August, Gloss and I took a road trip to LA. The trip was a load of fun, and miraculously enough we were able to put up with each other for over 4 days straight. I, being the more high-strung and likely to stress out of the two, am particularly amazed that I ( Read more... )

Ever have one of those days where your underwear is permanently wedged up your ass? I'm not sure I'm ever going to get mine back.

I am having one kick ass day today ( Read more... )

Does anyone know a polite way of saying, "No Mom, I do not want to eat your cooking, because it always gives me diarrhea"?

How in horking hell do I manage to get myself into the messes that I do ( Read more... )

There's nothing more hilarious than a fat Chinese man withan accent you can cut with a knife and a speech impediment.