The Extra Exciting Moments In Everyday Life

[drakcloud]

It's half past way too late, and I'm going 10 rounds, toe to toe with a mutant cricket.

I'm scouring the carpet, every synapse working double overtime, but he's too quick.

His incessant taunt, that sound. He's calling down the thunder, and he knows there's not a god damn thing I can do about it.

Like some kind of rich dentist on a safari, he sits

Comments

[lifes_lyrics]

HAHA thats fun

[anonymous]

I enjoyed the tale thoroughly and LOLed multiple times. You’ll be a front page writer at something awful dot com, someday.

PS: I especially enjoyed the part about the downs kid playing chopsticks on a piano with a bat.

-Paul Stark