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[drake687]

I pooped something today that was precisely the density of water. I know this because it did not sink nor float, but hovered in the middle just below the surface. Unfortunately, its crystalline structure had the rigidity of a diamond and thus failed to breach the hole that my porcelain throne uses to evacuate the waste therein.

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[sweetqt_07]

Lmao... You write about the most random things.

[s0ng0nthebreeze]

I'm inspired. Truly. Thank you.