If I'm not allowed to commit genocide then neither are you sir. It's not so much a holiday for celebrating a person anymore, hallmark saw to that but just try to think of it as a general appreciation day for loved ones and then it's all worthwhile again.
You gotta make sure the old man's really plastered though, he's always watching you. Like Boston.
Also, if Santa is sleeping with the elves, where does that leave Mrs. Claus? I think you've infected my brain with your wrongness cuz I keep picturing Mrs. Claus with a 6 foot tall muscular elf in Speedos. DX But I guess it balances out, since I also see Santa with a bunch of hawt little elfettes in skimpy holiday themed lingerie. ;3
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It's not so much a holiday for celebrating a person anymore, hallmark saw to that but just try to think of it as a general appreciation day for loved ones and then it's all worthwhile again.
You gotta make sure the old man's really plastered though, he's always watching you. Like Boston.
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Also, if Santa is sleeping with the elves, where does that leave Mrs. Claus? I think you've infected my brain with your wrongness cuz I keep picturing Mrs. Claus with a 6 foot tall muscular elf in Speedos. DX But I guess it balances out, since I also see Santa with a bunch of hawt little elfettes in skimpy holiday themed lingerie. ;3
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Great. Now I have searing images of Santa nude and doin' the nawtee with elves.
You bastard.
-D!
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