Years from now, when you're shambling along as a zombie. Remember ( Read more... )

So I don't understand how a great celebration can turn into a horrible event. Referencing the world.

I Love Beth.

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then screw them until both of you are senseless and unable to screw anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

On a snowy morning in January the sky is white. Outside is is cold but not crisp or harsh. Though these are all beautiful things, nothing more warms the heart then this cup of cocoa I hold in my hand.

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I've found that I'm very much so not myself when just waking up from sleep. Or in a half-sleep. I tend to be much more aggressive/forceful and easy to anger. I wonder why that is.

"I'm sorry, I can't help but take the cocaine that you're offering me because the cocaine I'm currently taken has removed all of my willpower."

Ummm, wait a second......

"Soldier Returns Home: Gets Job as Maytag Repairman"

Ah yes, the coveted "Maytag repairman" job.

January 14th to the 16th. Hosted by Scott. (That means he gets to clean up. Ha ha ha ha ha.)