"You want to know where I got my doctor's degree? At the Medical School of Hard Knocks, that's where. No matter what they say, advanced graduate studies won't teach you when somebody needs a shot of whiskey. Yale and Harvard don't tell you when to throw a bucket of water on a patient. And they can never teach you how to tell when someone just needs ( Read more... )

"is life beautiful, is this twisted fragile compartmentally clear cosm of indefinite proportions something beautiful? while the woman was using my phone, I stared at the sidewalk drain at the base of a tree, water streaming from it and making a river, framed and intersperced with fallen yellow blossoms. captured bits of sunlight, almost. I tried ( Read more... )

QotD: "Slipped mice some roofies and groped them while they were unconcious. >_>"--tryogeru ( Read more... )

News Report: The elusive Nessy will be sighted in less than forty-eight (48) hours ( Read more... )

Yes or NoYou keep a diary:no You like to cook:nope You excercise regularly:sometimes You have read a book in the past month:yes You replace the toilet paper roll immediately:yes You like crossword puzzles:yes You have visited the Eiffel Tower:no You have a secret you have never told anyone:yes You wait until the last minute to put gas in your car: ( Read more... )

Dear Trish ( Read more... )

Dated outside your race ( Read more... )

MORE MEME.... this one rather interactive ( Read more... )

Stolen, word-for-word, from aslanscountry. Although I've never had the chance to meet her in person, she is an amazing girl. If only more people were as honest as she is ( Read more... )

( random meme stolen from yamimikoyoshimi, who stole it from Boogie-chan )