Why?
I was at Yuugao's last night when I found this:
Dear Journal,
I'm sick of calling you diary. So ha. Anyway, it seems I've made an unusual career turn as of late. Tsunande-sama has had me very busy. The students are now victims to my alarm systems, but oh well~. All are for the means of safety. Haha. That and Gai asked me to help with the music for Phantom of the Opera. ... I don't think he remembered I played Christine in our high school version. That's okay, though, I can't really sing. He thinks so for some reason. Ah, he's such a nice... guy. Too bad he's gay. Or seems it, anyway. Terrible memory, though, definitely. I wonder if he's weirded out by my hair color? I notice him staring at me a lot. Oh well, I need to continue my search on retina scans. That, and I might do some snooping for Kurenai. Such a shame, poor baby. Later.
Indubidably,
Yuugao
COME ON! I am NOT gay!!! I... just... NO! And before you say anything, I stumbled across it. I wasn't being a stalker or anything. ... Do I really come off as gay? I always thought of myself as... I dunno... manly. Ok, so I'm a thespian. And I'm generally a clean person. But that doesn't mean that... that... I like... BLEH! Just... wrong. Now, you know I'm fine with OTHER gay people. But ME?! What's wrong with me, guys? Does EVERYONE see me like this? *slump* I'm just gonna go crawl under my bed now...