Allie's words of wisdom
for no real reason other than this stuff makes me laugh i'm posting some of the weirder stuff from i and allie's convos
enjoy
al-see what you need is a really hot calvin klein model to come in then you'll be like o this is my bf,sparky.
ap-sparky!? thats a dogs name
april~i was reading girls life and get this your boobs stop growing 4 years after you get your period
april~i'm doomed....
april~ just thought i'd share lol
allie- lmao april ur da best friend i could eva have lol
april~i really y need sleep or sumthing
Allie yes u do or medication lmao
allie ok here goes lol
april~lol (do do doo!)
allie:did lol
april~no it was supost to be the scary da da daaaaa music
allie lol!!!
april~cool!!!!! alright.....you've found your date lol
Allie: yay! lmao (u r not going wit my foot haha)
april~ o just admit it youfound a new best friend didn't you?! didn't you!
april~ who is it? the bear?
april~the bunny that wears your tong?
april~gasp its the amish cow isn't it?
Allie: lmao
april~o how could you!
Allie: im so sorry i couldnt tell you myself...
Allie: the bunny
Allie: he didnt want you to know about
Allie: "us"
april~gasp your screwing the bunny!
april~lol
Allie: ah well uh
Allie: its not really like that
april~lol
april~sure
april~i see how it is..
Allie: im sorry!
Allie: look i can arrange for you to get in on the bunny too
april~ its cause he looks better in your underware isn't it
Allie: dont be upset pookie
Allie: well uh im sorry
april~pookie? you never call me pookie
gasp
Allie: you and the bunny did it too!!
Allie: that lying piece of...
Allie: in the parlor!!!
april~no no me and the bunny were in the living rm
april~ i mean ..err ...
april~ok! yes me and the bunny but that was before i met you lol
april~ha ha i made up a joke
april~ what says moo
um
Allie me
Allie and you
Allie and my computer
april~a sheep with an idenity problem lol
Allie o ha ha
Allie lol
april~u don't like my joke
Allie :-*very funny i was amused for a couple seconds there
note to self do not moo at boys
april~earlyer i sat in the closet
with my left hand over my head
shouting oogle boogle wiggle woggle
Allie: can you fit in your closet sweetie?
Allie: or did you forget your meds again
april~lmao
april~but andrew said to
Allie-: forget your meds?! obviously he forgot his too
April: i'll have you know i did really do this!
Allie-: oy vey
Allie-: im sure you did sweetie
April: and i'll also have you know that it worked
Allie-: were the pink hippos there
April: nope but allie it works!!
Allie-: does it now
Allie-: how so
Allie-: if you suspend yourself from a hanger
April: see i was really blah i was last night too so andrew told me to go in to my closet close the door(that was hard) put myleft hand on my head
Allie-: and wrap your legs around the coat rack
Allie-: and you took his advice?
Allie-: sad child
April: and shout oogle boogle woogle waggle
April: and it worked!!!
Allie-: im sure it did
April: i was craking up
Allie-:
April: i'm laughing now too.....were you?
Allie-: interesting
Allie-:
Allie-: i will keep that in mind
April: lol no really if you get home sick try it!
Allie-: this is strange
Allie-: i am actually considering this
Allie-: lol
April: lol it works!!!
April: just don't let anyone see you
nameless Allie-: ...spies?
April: no normal peopl
see this is why i need you! to beat up boys for me
Allie-: damn right
Allie-: castration party lol
Allie- why are you so unaturally happy
phone covo-
Allie- so what are you doing for halloween
April- sitting in joes living room
allie-your sitting in his room?
April-no i think his living room
allie- o well its the same thing just with out his underwear draw
april- haha...i don't like him that much so i can be a tad mean
Allie-: its not mean
Allie-: lol
Allie-: its doing him a favor
April: hehe
Allie-: to get over himself
Allie-: and IM you
Allie-: lol
April: yes they are clueleesss we must teach them
Allie-: girl with an attitude you go kick some ass chica heh :-D :-P
Allie-: stop hitting on your borther!!!!!
Allie -nothing bad is ever supposed to happen to you
April ..i need a crush is what i need
April: one with whom theres hope
April: sigh
April: or become a nun..i could become a nun
Allie-: i thought you were going to bitch about stupid new people who dont have superpowers to gain all your knowledge in 2 seconds
Allie - all buttholes are filled with shit
Allie-: hey if these come out like shit and i decide to abort dont feed me to your turtles