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I found this blog: http://blackilocksevents.blogspot.com and I like it. : ) Read through all their entries and they offer some pretty good advice along with quite a bit of random but funny musings. Look what I found:
You know your girlfriend is a loser when she:
1. Insists that you wash your own dishes all the time.
2. Clears out a tiny space in her wardrobe for you even after asking.
3. Minds if you are fat, not because of your health but because of her image.
4. Calculates give and take like a emotional miser.
5. Breaks every promise she makes.
6. Can't seem to put herself in your shoes.
7. Interrupts your sentences.
8. Feels good if you are doing something for her.
9. Tells you she is broke but plans a vacation for herself.
10. Ask you to clean up her place.
11. Your friends wonder why you are with her.
12. Takes the time to do things for herself and not you.
13. Doesn't bother to keep the water heater switch on for you.
14. Minds when you are sweaty.
15. Have negative opinions of everyone.
16. Doesn't care about her family.
17. Doesn't wonder whether you are hungry.
18. Expects grace but doesn't deliver it.
19. Always walks in front of you.
20. Still bitter about her ex.
You know your girlfriend is a keeper when she:
1. Parks her car closer to her side so you can get out easily.
2. Kisses you good morning and good night.
3. Always offers to help you carry anything heavy.
4. Doesn't mind that you are getting fat.
5. Hand washes your underwear.
6. Keeps every promise she makes.
7. Completes your sentence.
8. Rubs your tummy when you are having cramps.
9. Always volunteers to wash the dishes.
10. Clears half of her wardrobe for you without asking.
11. Makes sure you drink enough water.
12. Takes the time to console you.
13. Offers to burst your pimple.
14. Doesn't mind hugging you when you are sweaty.
15. Your friends rave about her.
16. Takes great care of her family.
17. Always ask you whether you are hungry.
18. Loves holding your hand.
19. Always holds the door for you.
20. Feels good when you are feeling good.
1. The classification of dramatic people
2. Lesbian Financial Planning
3. A little story
4. On people and superficiality
5. On moving on - do you really, ever ?
6. First date tips
7. On woman and their mouths
8. On relationships
What say you ?
You know your girlfriend is a loser when she:
1. Insists that you wash your own dishes all the time.
2. Clears out a tiny space in her wardrobe for you even after asking.
3. Minds if you are fat, not because of your health but because of her image.
4. Calculates give and take like a emotional miser.
5. Breaks every promise she makes.
6. Can't seem to put herself in your shoes.
7. Interrupts your sentences.
8. Feels good if you are doing something for her.
9. Tells you she is broke but plans a vacation for herself.
10. Ask you to clean up her place.
11. Your friends wonder why you are with her.
12. Takes the time to do things for herself and not you.
13. Doesn't bother to keep the water heater switch on for you.
14. Minds when you are sweaty.
15. Have negative opinions of everyone.
16. Doesn't care about her family.
17. Doesn't wonder whether you are hungry.
18. Expects grace but doesn't deliver it.
19. Always walks in front of you.
20. Still bitter about her ex.
You know your girlfriend is a keeper when she:
1. Parks her car closer to her side so you can get out easily.
2. Kisses you good morning and good night.
3. Always offers to help you carry anything heavy.
4. Doesn't mind that you are getting fat.
5. Hand washes your underwear.
6. Keeps every promise she makes.
7. Completes your sentence.
8. Rubs your tummy when you are having cramps.
9. Always volunteers to wash the dishes.
10. Clears half of her wardrobe for you without asking.
11. Makes sure you drink enough water.
12. Takes the time to console you.
13. Offers to burst your pimple.
14. Doesn't mind hugging you when you are sweaty.
15. Your friends rave about her.
16. Takes great care of her family.
17. Always ask you whether you are hungry.
18. Loves holding your hand.
19. Always holds the door for you.
20. Feels good when you are feeling good.
1. The classification of dramatic people
2. Lesbian Financial Planning
3. A little story
4. On people and superficiality
5. On moving on - do you really, ever ?
6. First date tips
7. On woman and their mouths
8. On relationships
What say you ?