my parents are now threatening to cut me off if i continue to want to sleep at my boyfriend's house.

that's all for now, stay tuned

sometimes? when i ear pb&j on a waffle? and i watch national geographic documentaries? i pretend i'm MST3K and voice over them. makes me laugh.

how badly do I need a life? THIS BADLY

i dunno whether i'd wanna be a volcanologist or an astrophysicist. but thankfully, i don't have to choose, or go through all the school. THANKS, DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

seriously, i look so silly right now. chillin after a run and eating pudding and being totally. fucking. impressed. by glaciers and volcanoes and shit. i mean, st. augustine? god

so i was going to write some bitchwhinepissmoan classic livejournal tl;dr bullshit but whenever i post they're always so long and i never learned those funky cuts no matter how many time people tried to explain them and i didn't wanna do that to you guys ( Read more... )

If you'd told me three years ago that I'd be driving to Washington with four crates of I don't want to know in the back of a stranger's truck with a different stranger, I'd have told you that my mom wouldn't let that happen. Of course, that's not what I told Shep. I told him that I graduated from high school early, and wanted to see the country, so ( Read more... )

Joey's a pretty laid-back guy most of the time, but it's different when he's doing business. For my own good, I should keep my mouth shut. When people ask me what I know, I'm supposed to say I'm just his girlfriend and I don't know anything. (This is false. I know everything.) The last one, which he emphasizes too god damn much, is that if shit ( Read more... )

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man, i've been learning a crazy bunch of shit lately.

also, i'm mending fences
and making new friends
and getting shit off my chest

even if i got to bed RIGHT THIS MINUTE i'd get 5 hours, and that doesn't bother me at all
cause i feel so good.

the 5 stages of a break-up ( Read more... )