THE GARDEN OF LOVE ( Read more... )

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Ok so that quiz is all wrong...totally logical and not emotional HAH....would rather be single then with someone with minors flaws HAHAHA....color to attract mate navy blue?? I CANT EVEN SEE NAVY BLUE!!!

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Ok...read the preceeding three entries as well...they are just as, if not more, funny.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze ( Read more... )

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day, at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together ( Read more... )

Question: If, when you drop a buttered piece of bread, it drops butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet. What would happen if you took a piece of buttered bread, strapped it on the back of a cat (butter side up) and dropped it ( Read more... )

Well I haven't made a real entry in awhile so I figured I had better. Not too much going on, STILL trying to find a job and it fucking sucks. I hate being broke. Had an interview last week but didnt get the job, have another one this week so wish me luck. Umm...haven't really been drinking as much as I was. Had two beers in the last couple ( Read more... )

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