Hmph!
If I have to learn one more thing today, I'll explode! I hate education, ain't like it's ever anything useful.
Did any of you know that there's a special kind of straw you're supposed to use to suck out the insides of...what's that fruit...the red one, with all the seeds innit, think there's some sort of story with it...anyway, you have to use this special straw to eat it, otherwise 's not polite, and educated people are always polite. Who am I ever going to be polite at over fruit?! Drowned Wednesday? She's one of the Morrow Days, we're fighting her! I haven't eaten anything but tea and biscuits in, oh, decades, and now I'm supposed to learn about fruit!
Why does a Denizen want me to learn about polite eating anyway? They don't need to eat at all!
(( If you realize what I pulled that obscure bit of etiquette from, you get chocolate-covered win with extra-special bonus point sprinkles. ))
Did any of you know that there's a special kind of straw you're supposed to use to suck out the insides of...what's that fruit...the red one, with all the seeds innit, think there's some sort of story with it...anyway, you have to use this special straw to eat it, otherwise 's not polite, and educated people are always polite. Who am I ever going to be polite at over fruit?! Drowned Wednesday? She's one of the Morrow Days, we're fighting her! I haven't eaten anything but tea and biscuits in, oh, decades, and now I'm supposed to learn about fruit!
Why does a Denizen want me to learn about polite eating anyway? They don't need to eat at all!
(( If you realize what I pulled that obscure bit of etiquette from, you get chocolate-covered win with extra-special bonus point sprinkles. ))