[[VOICE POST]]
[[the speech sounds strange, like it's slightly electronically distorted.]]
Isolating Level 7, Level 6, Level 5, Level 4, Level 3, Level 2, Level 1. Isolating environmental sub-controls. Rerouting main control to Workstations 1 and 2. Isolating commlinks. System fully isolated, direct link to remote hub established. Proceeding with upload.
I'm sure I'm making no great assumption when I state that all of you are sick of the "viruses" that have been plaguing this community. They are an irritation, but more than that, they are frequently outright dangerous.
As some of you may know, I have been working on a program to block these so-called viruses. I can gladly say that today, it is finished, and is in fact being uploaded manually as I speak.
Besides blocking the viruses, the program will also perform a system-wide overhaul. Posting security will now be fixed, meaning you do not have to worry about your locks not working. Harmful material will not be able to display, as the program will incorporate a full range of visual and aural filters...however, before the stranger ones of you complain, the content will still be accessible after a warning. Additionally--
[[an error noise]]
...I'm sorry, I've come across a small problem in the destination port. I'll finish explaining the functions when--
[[a louder, more frantic error noise, probably better described as an alarm]]
Who are you? You didn't show up in my prelimnary scans, get out of my w-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
[[CONNECTION LOST]]
Isolating Level 7, Level 6, Level 5, Level 4, Level 3, Level 2, Level 1. Isolating environmental sub-controls. Rerouting main control to Workstations 1 and 2. Isolating commlinks. System fully isolated, direct link to remote hub established. Proceeding with upload.
I'm sure I'm making no great assumption when I state that all of you are sick of the "viruses" that have been plaguing this community. They are an irritation, but more than that, they are frequently outright dangerous.
As some of you may know, I have been working on a program to block these so-called viruses. I can gladly say that today, it is finished, and is in fact being uploaded manually as I speak.
Besides blocking the viruses, the program will also perform a system-wide overhaul. Posting security will now be fixed, meaning you do not have to worry about your locks not working. Harmful material will not be able to display, as the program will incorporate a full range of visual and aural filters...however, before the stranger ones of you complain, the content will still be accessible after a warning. Additionally--
[[an error noise]]
...I'm sorry, I've come across a small problem in the destination port. I'll finish explaining the functions when--
[[a louder, more frantic error noise, probably better described as an alarm]]
Who are you? You didn't show up in my prelimnary scans, get out of my w-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
[[CONNECTION LOST]]