(no subject)
[ voice - more than cheerful, and afflicted with a slight lisp ]
Well helloooooooo there my little pri-- uh. Dramadramaduckians. JARED, WRITE THAT DOWN.
I am the Warden, and I am speaking to you from Superjail. What is Superjail, you may ask? Why, it's only the most state of the art penitentiary in existence! Years and years of hard labor went into this fortress of reform, and in this special one-time-offer, I'm going to give you a free tour!
Yes, what better than to get acquainted with our friendly harem of hardened criminals? See how well they're doing! Anxiously envision their bright futures upon release! Marvel at the oh so advanced technology we harbor! Even more, th--
[ sound of an alarm suddenly going off ]
Oh dear. Looks like another attempted jailbreak. Don't worry, Jailbot'll go fetch them again. Nobody escapes my prison!
Well helloooooooo there my little pri-- uh. Dramadramaduckians. JARED, WRITE THAT DOWN.
I am the Warden, and I am speaking to you from Superjail. What is Superjail, you may ask? Why, it's only the most state of the art penitentiary in existence! Years and years of hard labor went into this fortress of reform, and in this special one-time-offer, I'm going to give you a free tour!
Yes, what better than to get acquainted with our friendly harem of hardened criminals? See how well they're doing! Anxiously envision their bright futures upon release! Marvel at the oh so advanced technology we harbor! Even more, th--
[ sound of an alarm suddenly going off ]
Oh dear. Looks like another attempted jailbreak. Don't worry, Jailbot'll go fetch them again. Nobody escapes my prison!