[accidental voice post, the dumbfuck sat on his laptop]

[ninelivesbaby]

[sounds of what can only be a lot of really, really drunk people having a Christmas party]

What? What? You want me to fuckin' sing? A'ight, A'ight, here goes, but don't be expectin' no miracles now.

[...and cue seriously bad, drunk singing]

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
The Batmobile lost its wheel,
And the Joker got away, hey!

[various mixed sounds of laughing, clapping and booing-- and was that a bottle being hurled at wall?]

Yeah, yeah, thankya, I'll be here all week.

--aw shit, is this thing on?

[END TRANSMISSION]

((OOC: All replies will be voice replies! ...drunk voice replies.))