[Voice/Video] What if virus

[deadlydoctor]

[The video is all black first, but there is sound.]

WHAT THE...!!!??? [A series of swears can be heard, then the sound of a fist connecting with something metallic, and finally a yelp.] Fragfragfragfragfrag...how can skinjobs live with a body like this, it's clearly not designed to survive.

[Finally, he manges to click the video option. Have a view

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[makewayforroze]

Hello?

[deadlydoctor]

[Oh, he recognizes you.]

Roze! Is this is because of one of those damn viruses?

[makewayforroze]

I'm sorry, is what?

[She...doesn't recognize him.]

[deadlydoctor]

[Not even his voice? 8'(]

Thsi! [He gestures up ad down his naked body.]I woke up like this.

[Video] Giving her a break between viruses just for this. :3

[originaldragoon]

[Now Rose is the one who needs a facepalming icon]

Please tell me you are not talking about what I think you are talking about...

[Video] aww thanks ♥

[deadlydoctor]

[I'm surprised she doesn't have one already after talking to Prussia so much.]

Look at this monstrosity, Rose. [He gestures to his face, and then his chest.]I look disgusting. This thing..what is it for?

[Video] She will be going Pokemon tomorrow.

[originaldragoon]

[I must fix that one day...]

Actually, for a human, you look handsome, but I can understand what you mean.

What thing are you talking about? If it is below your waist this conversation stops now.

[Video] So cute. which one?

[deadlydoctor]

[Yesssss.]

I do? [He can't ever tell with humans.] Hm..thanks. I guess it makes sense.

[This weird thing in the middle of my face. [Points to nose.]What's wrong with anything that it's below my waist?

[brbslashing]

Skin... job.

[ Her mind. Her mind. Frag sounds like fap too. What are you and why hasn't she met you before and also you're naked.

Also, she's completely misinterpreting which plug you're talking about. ]

Well, you can definitely plug it into things...

[deadlydoctor]

Human, I mean.

['Frag' is a Cybetronian version of 'crap', they do not fap, lady. They don't even have sex the way humans do~]

And the purpose is?

[brbslashing]

...Oh. Well that's a lot less fun than I thought it was. Why the term skinjobs?

[ They do in her mind. 8| Have you seen her mecha figures? They make out with each other, it's horrible. ]

Pleasure followed by the release of fluids into other peoples' uh-- sockets!

[deadlydoctor]

Because your are made of flesh.

[Everyone makes out in her mind. Horrible, sure?]

[Knock Out's blinks.] Sockets? I doubt the other would appreciate that.

[pinball_baby]

...Huh?

[deadlydoctor]

[He stares back, looking frustrated.]

[pinball_baby]

Everything okay, dude?

[deadlydoctor]

No, everything is wrong. My whole body is wrong. Look at me, it's disgusting.