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[kismesist]

[a scratchy, breathy voice comes through, talking quickly and brashly and getting more and more worked up]

Is this holiday shit you're all babbling about over soon? Jesus fuck, I am sick of this. What kind of dumb grub believes a fat man wearing red clothes actually travels the entire planet in one night, I repeat, one fucking night, to give out

Comments

[emberandash]

As far as I know, only very young children believe in Santa Claus.

[kismesist]

Then human children are dumb.

[emberandash]

Most young kids are dumb. They believe what they're told.

[kismesist]

I would much rather stick to my lusus than your shitty idea of parenting. Raise your kids with lies, good fucking job, losers.

[callmeimouto]

[...]

Troll boy... you're more of an idiot than I originally thought. Of course Santa-san doesn't exist. It's just a story.

[kismesist]

And my point is that it's a ridiculous story.

[callmeimouto]

Yeah I can see it being pretty silly, but it just lets kids believe in something. I guess it's more interesting that way, having Santa-san deliver presents instead of your parents.

[kismesist]

How does that even...I can't even begin to understand how that makes things more interesting! Who the fuck wants to grow up being lied to?!

[lamuerteverde]

Fun. [hi, she sees you're being as pissy as ever. so she appears in this video wearing that same smile.] Karkat Vantas,
it is for fun.
[Although, she's only speaking generally...because she's definitely recieved some shitty gifts.]

[kismesist]

What the fuck is fun about spending time on gifts for people and then pretending some fat man got them instead?!

[lamuerteverde]

....You've never received a good gift, have you?

[kismesist]

Who said anything about me? It's just a waist of fucking time!

[carryarifle]

What is your problem this time?

[kismesist]

Didn't you just hear. Or are your inferior human auditory flaps not up to the frequency of my sublime voice?

[carryarifle]

What's so bad about kids believing in Santa?

[kismesist]

It's a fucking lie.

[bluespring]

Actually, I've met Santa.

[kismesist]

You've - you're fucking kidding me. You met one of those weird guys paid to dress up as him, maybe.

[bluespring]

No, he was definitely the real Santa. Flying sleigh and reindeer, bag of gifts for all the children.

[kismesist]

Then you were under some powerful drug.