strikes so not here- meet your comm's personification

[ddd_tan]

What the heck... Why I have to... It's because of all those retards I have such headaches.... hate it hate it...hates them...hate...

Hello, how is everybody doing today? Any obscure plots to make my life hard? Any virus going on that I should know about? You know I get worried about you all when those strike I always have so much fun with those,

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[themixedsky]

Dear god no.

Get out.

[ XANXUS SENSES DANGER AND BULL SHITTERY. ]

[ddd_tan]

Joy, the sadist mafioso, my life is complete

But why, Xanxus? I just arrived.

[LIKE THE SMART BOY SHE IS.]

[battementurass]

So you're the reason I'm here, ja?

[ddd_tan]

You could say that, yes. But I wasn't the one that come up with that utterly stupid child meme.

[battementurass]

Humans don't need to reinvent sex just to have children, either.

I suppose I should be grateful.... mother.

[ddd_tan]

But you are hardly a normal human, aren't you?

Mother!?..Uhghhhhhhhhhhhg. 01011101010111001010111001001011!!!.. [She lives in the internet, she curses in binary code.] It was my pleasure, dear.

[mortal_son]

I think you're fishin for ideas.

[ddd_tan]

I'm surprised that you think at all.

Is that so, dear?

1/2 because asian twins are always around each other and finish sentances-/shot

[am_prettyprince]

Oh so you're the magnificent woman-

2/2 YAY TWO OF XANXUS' KIDS AT ONCE

[is_ironprincess]

-Who causes our Father so much trouble.

SHE IS SO HAPPY...EXCEPT NOT

[ddd_tan]

If afraid that your dad get in trouble by himself or because of his mum, I try to keep him safe, dears.

[lieks_snowman]

Ah! Would I call you Ma gran-mère or mon Dieu?

You are the reason I was created, no?

[ddd_tan]

And another one of those.

Yes, sweetie, that would be my fault in a way.