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Apr 06, 2007 20:14

Bombing for peace is like f#cking for virginity.

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vnsplshr April 6 2007, 16:06:30 UTC
The history of peace following past wars proves this comparison false. Peace can be returned. Virginity... well...

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westcoastred April 6 2007, 17:03:55 UTC

I never laid claim that it was intelligent. I personally think that men don't want women to rule the world, 'cause they're scared shitless of what we'll do. If I had been president, I would have simply obliterated the threat. Don't get me wrong-I would make sure that I was obliterating the right threat. Which is why I will never be elected president. *sigh* There would be so much more peace if there were fewer people. Then I could enjoy my coffee in the quiet of the aftermath. I wouldn't bomb them. Oh, no. I would send an army of rampaging hormonal females in with iron skillets and bleach. That way, when they've captured a town by womping them over the heads with their trusty skillets, they can torture information out of them by making them ingest bleach and very slowly and painfully die. I could keep going, but I don't want people to know all of my fantasies.

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vnsplshr April 6 2007, 17:20:33 UTC
"I personally think that men don't want women to rule the world, 'cause they're scared shitless of what we'll do."

Hmmmm. I don't know. I think there just needs to be a woman that everyone can cope with. Hillary is tainted, Condi is tainted, Pelosi is tainted... depending on who you ask.

"There would be so much more peace if there were fewer people."

I saw some street art on here yesterday. It said "Save Planet... Kill People"

"I would send an army of rampaging hormonal females in with iron skillets and bleach. That way, when they've captured a town by womping them over the heads with their trusty skillets, they can torture information out of them by making them ingest bleach and very slowly and painfully die."

You're not packaging this women's rule thing in a package that would appeal to men, are you?

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westcoastred April 6 2007, 17:31:30 UTC

Hee hee. No, I'm just in rare form tonight. The nice thing is, I get an excuse when I'm being a bitch. I can blame it on PMS instead of taking responsibility for my actions. Guys don't get that excuse, they're just pooheads. Ha ha. Neener neener.

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revengeofcleve April 6 2007, 16:42:04 UTC
I've always enjoyed fucking virgins.. opps sorry never mind
but yeah..hw much peace would the world have if just one example
had stayed OUT of ww2? know any virgins? where are your virgins??

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westcoastred April 6 2007, 17:07:48 UTC

All out of virgins...sorry. I had a few in my basement, but I used them all up.

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revengeofcleve April 6 2007, 17:27:31 UTC
oh i bet you did..too bad its NOT on video..

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