If i was a sales associate, would you avoid the store? -why of course not
if i had my back turned, would you think you could get away with stealing? -ahahah yes, you would never catch me!
if i was a waitress, and loved you enough to spit in your food, would you tell my manager? -i'd get you fired bitch. i don't want no meningitis.
if i made you a bouquet with dead flowers, would you accept them? -yes, dead flowers are pretty too.
if i put a spider in your flower arrangement, would you vandalize my house? -id burn it, for spiders make me scream and faint
if i was blowing up balloons, and popped one in your face, would you be able to forgive and forget? -if you gave me candy after
if i got to eat candy all afternoon, how jealous would you be? -super jealous
and finally, would you still talk to me if i worked at the library? -d00d all the cool kids work at the library, and book are beautiful, so id love you even more.
1. of COURSE not ;) 2. no. i know your tricks... 3. interesting question....umm i think i just wouldnt eat it 4. i accept any and all flowers :] 5. if i did, i'd do it anonomously :D *shudder* spiders freak me out 6. yeah, i like when balloons go POP! its much more exciting seeing them explode rather than when they just sit there 7. i'd turn green 8. yes, cuz the library is fun :]
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Kelsey
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If i was a sales associate, would you avoid the store?
-why of course not
if i had my back turned, would you think you could get away with stealing?
-ahahah yes, you would never catch me!
if i was a waitress, and loved you enough to spit in your food, would you tell my manager?
-i'd get you fired bitch. i don't want no meningitis.
if i made you a bouquet with dead flowers, would you accept them?
-yes, dead flowers are pretty too.
if i put a spider in your flower arrangement, would you vandalize my house?
-id burn it, for spiders make me scream and faint
if i was blowing up balloons, and popped one in your face, would you be able to forgive and forget?
-if you gave me candy after
if i got to eat candy all afternoon, how jealous would you be?
-super jealous
and finally, would you still talk to me if i worked at the library?
-d00d all the cool kids work at the library, and book are beautiful, so id love you even more.
hope my answers help biotch
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2. no. i know your tricks...
3. interesting question....umm i think i just wouldnt eat it
4. i accept any and all flowers :]
5. if i did, i'd do it anonomously :D *shudder* spiders freak me out
6. yeah, i like when balloons go POP! its much more exciting seeing them explode rather than when they just sit there
7. i'd turn green
8. yes, cuz the library is fun :]
~christine
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