Ryan Seacrest is the Donny Osmond of our generation.

Gag me.

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Smelling like unscented lube all of the time

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shanks's sexual nickname:

"Tight Cheeks"

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conversation between me and anthony:

anthony: i just am always self-conscious about unloading baggage
me: if i were a bell-hop you'd do it gladly and not tip me. (bastard)

I have had the most wonderful week...I'm happier than I can remember being in a LONG time ( Read more... )

I found a wallet today at 7-11 full of hundreds of dollars and several credit cards, and I turned it in. If there isn't a god, a higher power or some kind of afterlife, I just got fucked ( Read more... )

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Latest Amazon discovery:

We've got Slim Jim, the meat treat for extreme snackers. Stock up; orders over $25 ship free with Super Saver Shipping.

Who in their right mind needs 25 dollars worth of slim jim? Seriously.

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I've spent the last 36 hours watching Lost: Season One. At some point in time, I hope to get work done. We'll see if that happens.

dear professor: please do not ask me to write about my own approach to teaching, and then tell me that yours is better, when much of what I have learned NOT to do has come from you. THANKS.