*flails like a flailing thing*
Holy Shit. Holy Shit.
I seriously spent the whole commercial break after they revealed that Dean's siren is a DUDE, who is apparently a replacement for SAM, like, full-on flailing on the couch, speechless, because I thought maybe Kripke was done teasing us with the Gayness, but APPARENTLY NOT. *flails some more*
Seriously, Kripke, I know you know that we think your show is a big gay angsty incestuous lovefest, but weren't you trying to discourage that point of view? Because I gotta say, throwing in Gay and Incest and Gay and Gay and Gay Incest into each episode this season really doesn't change our minds. Nope, not at all.
I mean, they practically said that Sam was Dean's wife, and the look on Sammy's face when he got sprayed with the gay love-juice, I swear I thought he was going to full-on jump the dude and make out with him and then Dean would get jealous and then they'd fight and end up fucking on the hotel room floor. Because dude, the gay siren totally wanted to watch. IT'S PRACTICALLY CANON NOW.
God, Sam's crossroads Demon is a dude, and now Dean gets a dude siren? I don't care if Sam had sex with a chick, that did nothing to alleviate the complete and utter GAYNESS of this episode.
Althought, I gotta say, is it possible for Sam to have non-needy grabby insanely hot sex with a girl? Not that I'm complaining, because it's fucking hot, but damn Sam's intense in bed. Or out of bed, as the case may be. Nngh.
What I really wanted was for Bobby, after he smites the siren, to be all, "Something you want to tell me, Boys?"