Mal

[drangelo]

Malinor Thrush (Mal) - my Warlock in Mason's about to end D&D campaign - can now use a Quickened, Maximized, Empowered Eldritch Blast. If I was insane and blew 5 of the 10 charges I have left in my Warlock's Sceptre on a single blast, I would do 72 + (12d6 / 2) points of damage. As a Free Action. That is all.

Comments

[rickj]

So will you finally admit that Mal is EVIL?

[drangelo]

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.

But you can make your own assessment after tonight's session.

[rickj]

OH NOES. You're totally going to make a play for the Gauntlet and try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

Of course, my Paladin is going out in a blaze of glory tonight and your warlock will probably live forever (or at least long enough for his eldritch blast to be the equivalent of a tactical nuclear weapon), so maybe I need to rethink this whole good / evil thing.

[tfbretz]

If Galen becomes a Holy Pavement Smear +3, and if Laurelyn manages to survive to the freeze-frame group high-five right before the closing credits, I assure you the "Ballad of Galen Devil-Sploder" will be on the lips of millions for generations to come.

[arenson9]

DUDE! THAT'S AWESOME!

[Note: Because of the nature of written text being unable to easily convey intonation and other cues as to the potential subtext of a statement, the author wishes to make clear that the above statement is made without any intention for sarcasm, but is instead meant to show authentic enthusiasm. Also, the author plays a fighter in a D&D 2 campaign that gets +11 damage because of the combined effect of muscle bonuses and various skills. :) ]

[auspeople]

This entire exchange is just the pinnacle of geekitude! Love it!

[paracoon]

Wow. I had forgotten the scale of D&D damage as compared to the crazy games I play online.

[igginzz]

Where the hell is my Nerf Bat when I need it? :)