Last night I had a dream, and something in the dream made me laugh.... REALLY HARD. I was laughing so hard that the laughing woke me up, only to find that I was still laughing. It took me about 30 seconds to force myself to stop laughing. Now I don't know exactly what I was laughing at, although I do remember that it involved gunshots and a dead ( Read more... )

Wednesday was the day that made spring break worth having. It started mundanely enough with me hanging out watching FFXI with the normal crew. Later I went to Gravity Head where I got to hang out with Joe for a while and that was rockin'. Joe and I decided that when we finish with school in May and get some money we should get an appartment ( Read more... )

Drinking PBR is a bad thing, all it does is punch you in the brain.
The show "Action" starring jay Mohr is actually REALLY DAMN funny, and that's a good thing.
The fact that my spring break started tuesday night at 7PM, is an awesome thing.

And now, I take my leave of this town. Woohoo.
Chris out...

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I found a way to play Russian Roulette that is a LOT of fun and (more importantly) no one gets hurt. I will soon package it and market it, and by summer 2005 it will be sold in toy stores everywhere as fun for the whole family. Fist of all you do not use a nastly old revolver... for this game you need a nice, new, pump-action shotgun. Once you ( Read more... )

I am fucking tired of getting IMs that advertize for porn sites. Wile I was away today I recieved 6 of them. That is too much. My AIM is now blocked to everyone except people I know. I don't like blocking off everyone else like some sort of hermit, but I don't have much choice now do I? Fucking pieces of shit!
Chris out...

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You take them both and there you have.... My opening statement ( Read more... )

My theory, which many have dismissed as incoherent rambling, has once again been proven accurate. It is now a fact of almost indisputable validity that the internal workings of the NFL are completely controled by the media and corperate elite that own the conglomerates that own the NFL. The superbowl is not a real game, it is planned and ( Read more... )

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