Candy Cigarettes (2/4)

[draqonelle]

Title: Candy Cigarettes (2/4)
Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-13 (Though I want to say R)
Word count: 15218
Warnings: Drug use, violence, disturbing imagery, and innuendo (Bats and Clowns do not make nice housepets)

Summary: Superman visits Arkham, and finds the Joker behind bars.  He and the Joker have an unusual conversation about Batman.

A/N: This is

Comments

[arch_schatten]

Man, your rogue voices are amazing! Joker stealing the Monkey and Wesker breaking down was sad and funny at the same time, but their voices, their voices are perfect. Awesome job with them!

“Hear about it? I thought I started that rumor,” Joker said, looking confused.

That made me laugh out loud X) Freaking Joker... so weird...

That was the last possible thing that Superman could ever do to help, it felt so petty and insignificant. A child could have done it.

Superman knew why he hadn’t come down here to Arkham before.That? Was brilliant. I think Arkham is one of those places that could exist nowhere but in Gotham, and the way everybody's rogues end up in Gotham's Arkham or Black Gate... there's something in the city, or maybe it makes the heroes feel better, having them out of *their* cities. And Superman's powerlessness here, how there's nothing he can do to help these people, it's fantastic. Great, great lines

[draqonelle]

Man, your rogue voices are amazing! Joker stealing the Monkey and Wesker breaking down was sad and funny at the same time, but their voices, their voices are perfect. Awesome job with them!
They write themselves. You can't let them takeover and eat the story. Especially Joker. Freaking blabbermouth...

That was the last possible thing that Superman could ever do to help, it felt so petty and insignificant. A child could have done it.

Superman knew why he hadn’t come down here to Arkham before.

That? Was brilliant.
I worked very hard on this part, to get the right balance of black humour and feeling. Dying is easy comedy is hard as Joker would say.

I think Arkham is one of those places that could exist nowhere but in Gotham, and the way everybody's rogues end up in Gotham's Arkham or Black Gate... there's something in the city, or maybe it makes the heroes feel better, having them out of *their* cities. And Superman's powerlessness here, how there's nothing he can do to help these people, it's fantastic. Great, great lines.

[minyarhiel]

Excuse me,couldyou tell me what is Atman-bay & Uperman-say?

[draqonelle]

It is Pig latin. It is a silly made up code language. You say the first letter last. Like this
Liz Lee
Iz-Lay, ee-lay
Clark Kent
Ark-Clay, Ent-Kay