oo3. ICE CREAM!!! pleasestopaskingforsex, kthnxbai

[drastic_poise]

I have found the love of my life. His name is Peach Ice Cream and I want to bear his children....... Waitwhat

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[binary_boredom]

I was wondering where all of the candy went. Just don't damage anything on your sugar-filled rampage~! And sure, we can cook together. ^^ I already agreed to it.

[drastic_poise]

Oh, I won't. I think I'll be commandeering your bathroom a little bit this morning...

I should warn you, never leave any candy out in plain sight. In fact, don't own any candy at all. He says he needs to watch his weight... but he never listens to his own advice.

[binary_boredom]

Haha, that's okay, I have my own bathroom attached to my room.

Aaaand... that shouldn't be a problem. After all, I like candy, too. He probably won't have a chance.

[drastic_poise]

Heh, heh... I never let him get fat, anyway. I work his scrawny ass to the bone whenever I get the chance to get to a gym.

Eh... by the way... can I borrow your shampoo? I'm afraid we don't have any of our own...