I love the new Pope. Benedict XVI is an amazing name. He's a German with a Prussian attitude and a Nazi background. Like a good Catholic, he's full of hatred towards those that are not like him. You know what i smell a-coming? Yup! An inquisition and a brand new wave of anti-semitism. Whomever said that the Holy Roman Empire would never be restored ( Read more... )

WHO?! MIKE JONES!!!

Wow. I am too crunk for all of you. Get off my dick!

I'm listening to Nelly. And I'm enjoying it. Kickin' it old-school with some Country Grammar! Haha, I'm too tired to make sense.

Here's an amazingly random  picture!!!

( ME AND MICHELLE! <33 )

Well, this is going to probably (I'm serious this time) be the last weekend I'll see until finals are over. Fuck grades suck again. I've got the worst case of senior-itis even though I'm a fucking junior. I don't even open my bag anymore when I get home. I just get home, workout, shower, AIM, talk on the phone, sleep. Every.Single.Night. Shit never ( Read more... )

Michelle says, "AHHHH-CHOOOO!"

WE THAT TRIPLE SEXXX MAFI-UHHHH!!!

Who's perverted?

Niggas wanna fuck my wife, niggas wanna take my life, but it's soooo hard.

Friday I went to Michelles <33 . It was our 3 month. I attempted to bake a cake just so that I can lick the batter inside the bowl. We followed all the instructions, but it still came out fucking horrible. I can truthfully blame it on Michelle, bc it is ALWAYS her fault ( Read more... )

My mind is so clear at this point that nothing can mess it up. It just feels so... so... good. ;)

Is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that I'm feelin?
Oh, yes I know, yes I know, yes I know now...

To all my fans that have kept up with my livejournal since the summer. Remember when I got into that fight with that 40 year old man? Well yea something similar happend again on my way back from dropping my brother off somewhere ( Read more... )

Wow... Just, wow.... Sin City was amazing. Never have I enjoyed the sight of blood spewing so much. I know I sound a bit sick, but the movie was just so good that you learn to love the way Robert Rodriguez (Director) made everything come to life. Well, let me get off his dick for a bit and tell you about the night ( Read more... )

I procrastinate way too much. I have two very large projects due on monday. I also have dick-loads of homework which I could of completed at anytime this break, but of course I would have rather just sat and thought about doing the assignments ( Read more... )