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[drawingablank85]

So i've got this goblet. It's a skull goblet, you know, the kind you'd see used by people role-playing vampires to drink their red Koolaid from. Needless to say it's very cheesy, and creepy only in the fact that it's a skull goblet that appeared out of freaking nowhere! Lately i've been using it for the unholy acts of storing spare change and

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[biner]

My vote goes to Ben, My Sanguinary Friend. Or Schnozy.

[drawingablank85]

well, he doesn't really have a nose, as it is just a skull. although that could be one of those ironic names, like Little John, or Chubby Checkers. He wasn't checkered at all.

[glitterpenguin]

Gunther

(this is Kendall, by the way)

[drawingablank85]

hi, kendall

[neon_noodle]

Tortuga.

So it literally appeared outta nowhere?

[drawingablank85]

really, just materialized one day and i was like "huh, a skull goblet...well who am i to question."

[elfword]

Mr. Mancke

literary humour?

[hellokali]

how about: "No, YORrick!"

Re: literary humour?

[drawingablank85]

too obviouse

"No, YOU'RE-ick?" of COURSE it's obvious!!!

[hellokali]

Fuck you, I thought it was clever... and insulting at the same time.

don't criticize the way I argue with my corpses. mind your own damned business... damned like so much spot.

Re: "No, YOU'RE-ick?" of COURSE it's obvious!!!

[drawingablank85]

you know, i could sit here and debate shakespeare all day with you, but since you're not here and i don't know that much shakespeare....i won't.
HAH!