birthday fic (or this is a horrible joke on liz and i am sorry)
donghae/henry
nc-17
au
birthday fic for liz because she's awesome
The Wispy Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Henry strode along the path, making for Calm Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Broody Rum, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Toe.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his brave brick just in time to face the faithful man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck grumpily, and Henry barely raised his brick to meet the attack. They fought long and stupidly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Henry found himself forced to one knee, the man's brick pressed to his unsightly thumb. "I am Donghae of Calm Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Broody Rum. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you by a monsoon."
But Henry had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his brick with a twist, overpowered Donghae and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Henry said, looking down upon him.
Donghae's dick shimmered a weak heart that sneezes cum snot. "I have underestimated you, Henry. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Henry's desire was inflamed. His thumb throbbed and all his thoughts were to slap Donghae like a spotted purple monkey. Henry caressed Donghae's turgid dick and he responded. They came together angrily, and their joining was as agreeable as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet telescope!" Henry groaned and slapping Donghae as laughingly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Henry said. "That's where I put the Broody Rum for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed hungrily on the grass, forgetful of all but their gloomy love. "We will stay together forever," Donghae said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Toe never got the Broody Rum and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
nc-17
au
birthday fic for liz because she's awesome
The Wispy Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Henry strode along the path, making for Calm Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Broody Rum, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Toe.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his brave brick just in time to face the faithful man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck grumpily, and Henry barely raised his brick to meet the attack. They fought long and stupidly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Henry found himself forced to one knee, the man's brick pressed to his unsightly thumb. "I am Donghae of Calm Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Broody Rum. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you by a monsoon."
But Henry had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his brick with a twist, overpowered Donghae and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Henry said, looking down upon him.
Donghae's dick shimmered a weak heart that sneezes cum snot. "I have underestimated you, Henry. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Henry's desire was inflamed. His thumb throbbed and all his thoughts were to slap Donghae like a spotted purple monkey. Henry caressed Donghae's turgid dick and he responded. They came together angrily, and their joining was as agreeable as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet telescope!" Henry groaned and slapping Donghae as laughingly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Henry said. "That's where I put the Broody Rum for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed hungrily on the grass, forgetful of all but their gloomy love. "We will stay together forever," Donghae said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Toe never got the Broody Rum and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.