Pa Speaks.

[drawma_boy]

"Hey dad, whassup?" I chimed in at the onset of his gruff and surly "Hello?!" It was Sunday, the appointed time for our weekly check-in. He gave an unusually heavy sigh and growled, "Mommy and I aren't happy with you, big guy!" Slightly caught off guard and a bit panicky, I mentally listed the possibilities: forgot big sister's birthday, missed

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[abiona_sashenka]

In the meantime, maybe I should go on a diet, cut that ice cream, and stick to sushi. It's less fattening and at least I know it's dead fish BEFORE I put it in my mouth.

*gigglefit*

I think I love you. That was an absolutely precious story... LOVE IT.

If good things come to those who wait, there had best be a platinum penis in my future, because I been waitin' a LONG damn time. *crosses arms, taps foot*

[drawma_boy]

nonono, i LOVE you! platinum penis?! priceless!!

[mirtas]

You need to get laid.
NOW.
So you can stop commenting about how deprived your eros is.

Also, please let me know if Japanese people really do have tiny dickies. Thanks!

[drawma_boy]

honey, PUH-LEASE! i'm the last person you need to be informing of this fact!! and, ahem, in my *experience* most japanese men tend to be on the smaller end of the scale.... actually ALL of the japanese men i've been have been small. but i've heard rumors, mind you, rumors to the contrary!!

[whitmanschild]

Cody, I adore your writing. It's trashy romance novel meets cornbread crossed with dating advice column meets The Wonder Years. *uncharacteristic girlish swoon* You rock.

[starofpersia]

For real though!!!

[drawma_boy]

that's the best description a writer could hope for! i'll save it for the first novel's book jacket.... ohmigod, i totally just remembered you have a hot leather bear drawing still in the works.... as soon as things calm down a bit and i've gotten a handle of the ropes at work and in town, it'll be in the mail straight away, as promised!

xoxox

[whitmanschild]

No pressure on the picture. If it fills some idle time for you, great, but don't set aside an evening that you could be trolling shinjuku-2chome for sweet lovin'...I mean, ice cream. I'll be here all year.

[noholzba]

after not being around homosexuals for so long, you must feel like a FAT KID in an ICE CREAM shop. So always remember, there are good GAY bars and bad GAY bars. Be careful, and don't EAT too much!

Your dad kicks ass.

So do you.

Don't give up on Japanese guys! I got SUPER lucky with one while I was abroad; he was sweet and caring...and a total tomcat in the sack. Keep on truckin!

[drawma_boy]

i haven't actually sat down and counted (and i don't think i want to)... but out of 8ish or so j-boys, i've only *dated* one for more than a night!!

dear lord, that's a trashy thought....

but even he needed some extracurricular tutoring when it came to the ways of love.... not that i'm by any stretch of the imagination casanova's heir, but at least i've NEVER rolled over and gone to bed before both teams scored!!

[rebeccadoddm]

Dear Codington-

I miss the antecdotes of your parents almost as much as I miss you! Maybe I should stop by Olive and say Hello----get my fix---as my "dealer" you have done a poor job keeping me supplied of the parental antics. love you...keep cracking us up funny boy!

[drawma_boy]

oh love n' light of my life.... i miss you bunches and wish you nothing but the best. as soon as some more golden nuggets of daddy's wisdom grace these ears, you'll be the first to hear.

and you, too, keep writing in the damnable journal!! it's the second-best way to keep in touch.... besides of course, crossing the druley duplex hallway and chatting the night away.... tear tear....

[adabe916]

You are alive! How are ya Beck?