Kiss n' Tell

[drawma_boy]

In the midst of writing my next 37-chapter update, I had an *incident* mortifying enough, and true to Cody's comedy-of-error form, I just HAD TO post immediately.... But hear ye, this ain't for the faint

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[abiona_sashenka]

Holy. Good. Christ. On. A. Cracker.

I laughed so hard I almost lost control of many bodily functions at once. That would have been bad. But good at the same time. Funny, that.

JESUS. I need to read that again.

[drawma_boy]

christ ON a cracker?! but christ IS the cracker!! didn't you ever go to sunday school??

[abiona_sashenka]

Well... I was going to say Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! but I decided with Christ on a cracker... :-P I DID go to Sunday school, but there, Jesus was a NECCO wafer.

That sounds like a bad country song. "Jesus Was a NECCO Wafer"

[helloimfabulous]

OMG, complete and utter brilliance, as usual.

XOXO,
Matty

[drawma_boy]

brilliance?! thanks, but honestly, i felt quite stupid at the time!

[starofpersia]

QUALITY! This wasn't the Brasilian chap, was it?

Try those minty eyedrops...they wont help the pain but theyll get the red out!

[drawma_boy]

the brazilian?! you mean the drag queen?!? no no, he's japanese.... with, get this, a fairlty decent sized dick! my jaw dropped when i saw it (in more than one way!!!)

[starmonkee]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

funnee

[drawma_boy]

no, NOT funnee! hurtee HURTEE!!!

[starmonkee]

I don't know who you are, but your icon is fucking awesome.

[drawma_boy]

i'm going to assume you mean the epileptic seizure-inducing mr. sparkle.... oh, and we don't know who YOU are either, anonymous joe!!

[anwynn]

i suppose you did warn that this story wasn't for the faint. . .

but you could have also added not to read it in the library!!
i was laughing so hard the reference desk lady came over and asked if i was okay and if maybe i didn't want to take a moment outside. :-)

[drawma_boy]

i really wanna know what you told the reference lady you were laughing at!