'Tis been an era since I last wrote.... mostly 'cause I've been busy with
.... Two months and counting, people! OUTRAGEOUS!! He's an artist, former model and French chef -- the three sexiest professions ever -- and 35. So we do things like take long walks on the beach and make key-chains for each other.... Are you judging?
Oh yes, his name's Kenichi, which is, you know, Asian, so just say "Kenny G." and we'll know whatcha mean.
Furthermore, I'd like to point out
is "Giant Boo Weiners"....
Additionally,
should be for ALL colors of the rainbow....
And that in these hot summer days,
comes "From France".