the marriage proposal

[drawnbackwards]

This morning my mom and I were swimming at the local public pool when this old jewish woman with sunglasses interrupted us.  She started asking about me to my mom, wondering if I was married and if I would be interested in her cute 24 year old grandson.  She never looked at me, but was more interested in striking some sort of deal with my mom.  She

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[fadeintoyoo]

aaaaaaaaaahahahhaha.

send him my way!!
a couple of years ago my aunt let it slip that i had been betrothed when i was baby... i think he's jewish doctor... hahaha

[funkyblues]

HAHAHAHAHAH
Geez thats a funny story...
You made me laugh today.

[anonymous]

GREAT NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET MARRIED, WAY TO FUCK THINGS UP

love, janet

[gleamingkey]

janet's right, you're fucked for life...coulda had a nice jewish boy, and now you'll be breast-stroking [ha-ha] alone in the dating pool for the rest of eternity.

nice.

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patrick