Turkey Day

[drax0r]

Those of you who know me in RL know that I do not cook. My greatest culinary accomplishments to date include Kraft Mac & Cheese and ramen noodles

Comments

[galinda822]

Bravo!!!!

Maybe this is just the beginning of your culinary destiny?!

[ehowton]

I don't think he has a culinary destiny.

I'm just saying.

[galinda822]

He could...maybe!

[drax0r]

That seems... unlikely. I tried to cook some things today to test your theory. It was disastrous.

[melancthe]

Hmm. I think I might just steal this recipe for this year's Christmas turkey.

And dammit, now I'm hungry. WEEP. :)

[ehowton]

Trippin' on tryptophan
Turkey in my gut
I eat all Thanksgiving
By Grapthar's Hammer, what a glut

[texas_tangent]

That made me giggle.

[drax0r]

Jessica says that it should just be called Sex on a Plate

[schpydurx]

Imagine how much better the turkey would have tasted if you would have followed Rachel Ray's recipe that called for EVOO. *tee-hee*

[ehowton]

I'm going to throat-punch you myself when I see you if you keep this shit up.

[schpydurx]

What did I do?

"What did I do?"

[snapper521]

You were born. You breathed. You spoke.

I need say no more. :-D

[ehowton]

You told me I was best thing you ever put in your mouth :(

[drax0r]

That was before I had this turkey.

best thing since ground beef

[snapper521]

Eww... I don't even want to think about that one Eric...

Re: best thing since ground beef

[schpydurx]

snapper521 said that Eric was gay. I provide the proof!

[texas_tangent]

Im glad that everything turned out o.k.

[ehowton]

Just don't ask about his stuffing.

[drax0r]

It was not OK. Did I not accurately convey the utter stupendousness of this turkey? OK doesn't even come close.

[schpydurx]

What is your avatar in rememberance of?