I have figured out the fucking size thing at Starschmucks aka Starbucks and for those of you who speak latin and already kiss my unilingual ass.

Dan: Mirror mirror on the wall who is purest of them all

Mirror: You by far

Dan: YEAAA, I knew it

Mirror: Ummm dude that was chicks you are comparing yourself too and I dont think they are freaky sluts

Dan: Ok, so what are you saying?

Mirror: Your score was pathetic you puritan prick!

Dan: Ohhh Dang!!!!!!!!

I have come to the conclusion that we leave the fat people alone, they have to be the happiest people alive. Even as the fat bastard I was back in the day I was much happier then than I am now sure I look better now but damn I have to calorie count like a mother fucker well no we arent going to go here this was not the purpose of this post ( Read more... )

You people suck!!!!!! I would give any one of you the shirt off of my back or a kidney or something like that but the minute I need one of you to help me run a scam you all want to have morals or a boyfriend or something else stupid like that! I love you all but I definitly need I wont say new friends but I need other friends in addition to all of ( Read more... )

I gaurantee I am a hell of a lot more pure than any of you go ahead give the quiz a shot

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'41.7%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65%Shamelessness73.8%
It takes a couple of drinks 79.2% Sex Drive 86.8%
The Pope is envious77.5%Straightness85.7%
Just go fuck ( Read more... )

General asshats
Circle I Limbo

Democrats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Republicans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Uday Hussein
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

Qusay Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in ( Read more... )

The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
CategoryYour ScoreAverage LJer Community Attachment12.9%
You have one or two loyal pals on LJ... But you probably have better things to do with your time.22.42% MemeSheepage21.05%
Only trendy when it's sufficiently entertaining28.04% Original Content6.45%
It's okay to talk. People won't bite. Trust us.37.66% ( Read more... )

Dmees Fault Again ( Read more... )

So the wind is here as is the rain and well it is nothing to write home about (even though that is actually what I am doing) yes you can tell there is a storm out there but it isnt hitting us full on like it was forcasted to, but how the hell could it miss us the eye of the storm alone is bigger than this entire island!!!! So as you can tell I am ( Read more... )

The wind is here the rain is here......................we are all going to die.............Let the looting raping and killing begin!!!!!!!!!!!