losing in the wrong places

[drbrainsaver]

I just wanted to tell all you guys that my pathetic attempts to lose weight and get in shape actually paid off! Yesterday I ran 6 miles! Now, before all you running freaks out there who run 7 to 10 often, scoff at that, let's take a moment and reflect upon something: IT'S ME WHO RAN 6 MILES! And I wasn't even running FROM someone! So anyway, I'm

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[jigga_james]

i'm sorry your boobs are getting smaller. they say if you talk to plants that they grow better, so maybe you just need to talk to them.

james

[ghostofanangel]

OH NO!

[fish_bowl_soul]

word. i don't think i could ever run that much... and i don't think that i could afford to lose that much boobage. i'm barely pullin' an A as is. ah well. hope you enjoyed your greens and ice cream! grats on the 6-mile run!

[drbrainsaver]

Thanks Gordon! The greens were delish! Yeah, you are definitely deficient in the boobage area. You better be glad I don't base my friendship on bra size, buddy! haha

[fish_bowl_soul]

frankly, if you based your friendships on bra size, i'd be both amazed and seriously worried.

~Almost-A Gordon