The current unemployment rate of 5.4% is less then the rate of 6.2% in 1996 when Bill Clinton boasted about it in his re-election campaign ( Read more... )

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Oprah is Homosexual.


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I have made several new names for myself.
From this point forward you must refer to me by one of the following names.

"Birdman of The Inept Navy of The Moon, Don Dr. Butterfly"

"Mage of The Alliance of Rhinoceroseseses, Father Don Dr. Butterfly, Oppressor o' the Masses"

"Lord of The Fish Appreciation Society, Monsieur Don Dr. Butterfly IV"

BREAKING NEWS::::::

This journal has just been given the First Annual Dr. Butterfly Award for Greatness.

This honor was awarded due to this journals incredible ability to talk.

Well ladies and gents, on Friday I shall depart for my trip and you will never see me again....for 2 weeks. If people are available to party tomarrow give me a call, that would be great with me as it will be my last chance for a while.

In other news I am considering making a pink frilly belly shirt but I cannot find scissors to cut cloth with.

My greatest song for the new "Hairy Butterfly Experiment" is called Creatures of the Sea ( Read more... )