Demonic Possession

[drcjsnider]

I don't know how many of these you have to do before you're Demonically Possessed. I've only hit 11 and I *think* I'm still okay.

Comments

[strawberry_kait]

... I'm screwed...

[mollywheezy]

I have you beat since I have 15, lol. Seriously, WTH? (Should I make it 16 for the "H"?) I copied the scriptures referenced by wherever this came from, and they mention maybe 8 things on this list.

[mollywheezy]

I tried to use an LJ cut to not make such a hugely long comment, but I can't get it to work.

Since I'm writing more anyway . . .

Scripture also says in many places to "Love our neighbors." For those of us who live near folks who do yoga, postmodernists and vegetarians (or lycanthropes and vampires, for that matter), we have a conflict of interest and therefore must be excused from all charges of demon possession. ;)

[wanderhomeagain]

Soooo, I'm not sure if I participate in some of these things.

Earth Worship? Does that mean that I, you know, believe that global warming is not in fact a hoax and want to be a good steward of the Earth like I (the way I understand the bible) was tasked to do in Genesis?

[the_rainbow_jen]

Anyone who puts HP on the same list as freakin Scientology is never going to get it.

[i_am_girlfriday]

Haha. I worked for a creepy guy once and one job he assigned me (I was a temp) was typing religious propaganda like this. I almost got fired when I refused.