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[drcuddles]

Dark? You may want to come to the hospital.

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[sexforbreakfast]

He's shooting at people, isn't he.

[drcuddles]

What? No. There are no firearms allowed on the premises of the hospital. However, it's impossible to get anything done. He's more uncooperative than House, and if anything gets done, he demands witnesses from other departments. We kind of need your help.

[sexforbreakfast]

Oh. Thought he managed to sneak in a gun behind my back. What do you need me for?

[drcuddles]

We need you, a lot. He won't cooperate, he won't tell us a medical history, I need to get people to hold him down so that I can sedate him so that I can actually examine him.

[dr_cancer]

...Is this about that blond all the nurses are complaining about?

[drcuddles]

Yes. You'd think that to take his blood pressure would be really easy? No. I swear, if he was a hooker and female- House would be all over him.

[dr_cancer]

Do you need an anesthesiologist?

[drcuddles]

He won't let anyone put any needles in him. I don't want to sedate him, either! I just need to see what's wrong with his leg, that's all.