voice ;

[drcuddles]

Lucas you really didn't need to give me a huge gift ... for Valentine's.

[There's silence and unwrapping, then a thud of something extremely heavy and Cuddy giving a blood curling scream.]

Comments

[peoplesprincess]

[oh hai I'm about to rush in from Malaysia because I think you're being attacked]

What's going on?

accidental voice ;

[drcuddles]

Oh my god, oh my god there's ... ! Lucas get that out of here.

accidental voice ;

[peoplesprincess]

What is going on?

[at least she has the sense to worldhop into another room so Lucas isn't all "... wut"]

action?

[drcuddles]

[Cuddy is just sitting there, holding Rachel and in a huge mess as Lucas tries to get rid of the whole human arm that she got.]

[voice]

[8fingerswhiskey]

Lisa?! What is it?!

[voice]

[drcuddles]

Oh my god Tommy, oh my god! It was a human arm.

Re: [voice]

[8fingerswhiskey]

Jesus Christ!

Where are you? Is Azula with you?

[voice]

[drcuddles]

I-I think she's still in Malaysia? Oh god, what if she got the same thing?

[touchofgenius]

...Did you say you got a human arm?

[drcuddles]

Not now, William.

[touchofgenius]

Just throwing this out there: I could always use a couple of extra body parts laying around so if you don't have another place to put it, I'd gladly take it off your hands.

[drcuddles]

I said, not now, William.

[vmarsissmarter]

It happened to you, too... I'm so, so sorry.

[drcuddles]

Are you alright?

[bitch_isback]

Yeah, I'm... I'll be peachy.

Are you?

[drcuddles]

Oh, that's what I've always wanted.

... you're not alone, are you?

[voice forever]

[tntandgasoline]

[:(] I thought you'd appreciate the pun.

[voice forever]

[drcuddles]

You? You're behind this?

[tntandgasoline]

I knew I was being subtle enough! Veronica is just stupidly smart. Perfect!

[Pause...]

Surprise!

[drcuddles]

why would you do this?!