OOC: Because it's cool or somethin'

[dread_pirate_uk]

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[lookscold]

In October I helped lookscold across the street AND RAPED HIM.

[dread_pirate_uk]

Tenderly~ Raped him tenderly~

[tomateoptimista]

*DIED LAUGHING*

yeah i dug up an old ass post what o f it

[invisicanuck]

dad

dad

hey dad

you're grounded also felt like using a different account SO THERE also fat jokes also how do england

[unsetting_sun]

[ Looks up from his book, and then looks back down. Reads for a moment, then quickly looks up again. Whenever did Canada get so huge? ]

[ A long pause; some magic must be at work here, but he decides to be proper and pretend it's nothing, despite having a veritable elephant in the room.]

Yes? [ Another pause and he looks him up and down. ] Are you hungry perhaps?

[invisicanuck]

Hungry...? Oh, non, no, I'm fine. P-perfectly full, thanks.

[ Leave the cooking to me, PLEASE. ]

[invisicanuck]

Apologies if I interrupted your reading, but there's an unicorn in the front yard, you see, and. Uhm.

[ Is it the lighting, or does dad look younger? ]

Uhh...